
Things that go on tables. Things that come off them.
Breakables, display items and one very patient cat.
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Breaking news (and glass)
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Demolition Insurance, Premium Paid in Fish
£99.00 -
Pen Holder, Contents Scattered
£11.00 -
Plant Pot, Soil Redistribution Edition
£17.00 -
Table Edge Alignment Service, Mondays
£60.00 -
Picture Frame, Hung Crooked on Purpose
£21.00 -
Scented Candle, Extinguished by Paw
Original price was: £16.00.£13.00Current price is: £13.00. -
Wine Glass, Single, Doomed
Price range: £9.00 through £11.00 -
Emergency Mop and Bucket, for Humans
£19.00
On sale (not that you can buy it)
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Knock It Off The Table Glassware, Set of Six
Original price was: £34.00.£27.00Current price is: £27.00. -
Scented Candle, Extinguished by Paw
Original price was: £16.00.£13.00Current price is: £13.00. -
Wine Glass, Single, Doomed
Price range: £9.00 through £11.00
Satirical demo shop. Every item is out of stock, as it has all been pushed off something.








