Services

Everything we offer, explained in plain cat.

Pen and Pencil Clearance

Small items, swift results, and a satisfying little clatter.

Our team can clear a standard desk in under a minute. We always make eye contact first to confirm the job is authorised.

A careful push, a long look, and a thorough test of physics.

We carry out a slow, deliberate nudge and watch the result. Please keep a towel nearby.

Bringing greenery gently from the shelf to the floor.

Our specialists lift leaves, tip pots and spread soil across a wide, inspectable area. Humans will be thrilled.

A complete clearing of every surface in the room.

For large projects we deploy a full crew. Everything on the table finds a new home, usually under the sofa.

Drop us a line and we will get back to you, just as soon as this nap is finished.